Wednesday, October 12, 2011

BWAHAHAHAHA....scary MLS photos

In the spirit of Halloween, let's take a look at some frightening MLS photos. After all, 90% of all buyers begin their home search perusing online images.


I see dead people.  Or alive people.  Meet the seller, everyone. Don't
worry. Her slippers won't make much noise as she spooks
around the house. She'll be watching you in silence.
 
Let's hope this is a wig.

Updated cabinetry with brushed nickel hardware,
stainless steel microwave, oh, and a black cat. ON THE COUNTER.
Buy this house and prepare food for your family where
a creature who has walked in cat litter has been padding around.


Comfortable and spacious great room a la Blair
Witch Project. Cue heavy breathing.

Lovely exterior featuring low maintenance brick, palladian windows, and
mature trees...all under the watchful gaze of  the included gargoyle. Interesting
choice.This house is yours if you can make it through one night here.


These photos are obviously exceptionally awful, and while not every house is a decorator show place, a good realtor will help you present your home in its best light.  From home staging to professional photography, contact me if you're thinking of selling. I'll make sure your home looks great.

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